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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.02 13:52:00 -
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I'm in for 10M ISK.
Those bastards have to be taught a lesson. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.02 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank As for the ninja replies so far: Do NOT try and charm your way out of this, although I will happily take your money.
Who's charming? Any carebear mad enough about ninja salvaging to join the corp of a ninja salvager to declare war on other ninja salvagers will be hilarious to go to war against. I endorse this service. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.02 18:28:00 -
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Originally by: JordanParey
if I gave you a coupon for one free happy ending at the Chinese massage parlor, would you go away?
Real ninjas don't wait for "coupons" or "permission" to get their happy endings. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.03 14:42:00 -
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Posting to confirm that Lady Spank has outed himself as a dude while drinking.
I suggest for the hangover: A BIG GLASS OF PEPSI. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.03 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Zwyggy Zythum
Originally by: Paul Clavet Posting to confirm that Lady Spank has outed himself as a dude while drinking.
No one ever thought that was an actual chick. Did they?
I dunno.
I mean, it's one thing to have a female avatar. It's another thing to call people "hon" and insist that they play along...
It also kind of kills any possibility of using voice chat for anything, and one has to keep making excuses about why their headset isn't working.
(Confirming that this thread is now about sexually confused gamers and the double lives they lead.) ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.04 03:28:00 -
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Blogged!
Of course, the failbear alliance that has a wardec against us has decided (to our glee) to continue the war for at least another week. Thus, I'm afraid that Larry Spank won't be about to fulfill his ninja-bang fantasy unless he goes for a second week. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:15:00 -
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I'd like to thank you for providing a valuable service, Larry Spank.
Several posts have indicated that certain corps have money, but not PvP ability.
We will be happy to provide training in the near future to these individuals. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
It's like the classic comedy plot: "I have a [Dance|Exam|Swordfight] tomorrow morning, and I don't know a thing about it! You have to teach me!" ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.04 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Gavin DeVries
Originally by: Paul Clavet
Originally by: Lady Spank Can you teach me?
I'm going to need some advice and training in the next 24 hours.
It's like the classic comedy plot: "I have a [Dance|Exam|Swordfight] tomorrow morning, and I don't know a thing about it! You have to teach me!"
Wasn't that an episode of Firefly?
Among others. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Devan Reale Looks like you're both just about even on kills, so don't be quite so arrogant there, Skippy. :)
Killboard comprehension fail:
60 Ships killed (1.48B ISK)69 Ships lost (0.72B ISK) ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.09.08 21:33:00 -
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This is Paul Clavet, reporting from the front lines!
...where Suddenly Ninjas is still salvaging in Dodixie as normal.
I also haven't seen Spank online and active in 48 hours.
Wardec fail. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.10 01:17:00 -
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Step one: Collect 175M in donations. Step two: Actually make the war declaration (cost: 100M) Step three: Abscond with the remaining 75M?
Even as a scam, it's kinda fail. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.13 16:24:00 -
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Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around
Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try
Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap And filled my toothpaste tube with glue All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you
Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try
You know I couldn't help but laugh Even though he treated me like slime Remember when he cut my car in half? Well, he really got me good that time!
Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest And stuffed him in a big plastic bag If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag
Oh boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.15 13:32:00 -
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I <3 Dotard, even if he is a socialist bastage.  ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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Paul Clavet
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Posted - 2009.09.21 23:28:00 -
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Edited by: Paul Clavet on 21/09/2009 23:28:42
Originally by: Voridor Malevolence Edited by: Voridor Malevolence on 21/09/2009 23:12:52 every little bit helps
I do have a jazz festival this week so could you guys hurry up and donate
also my uncle is in the hospital with some fatal disease or something
I LOLed. Hard.
Edited to add: "I have a jazz festival this weekend" is now the new excuse meme. ---- Suddenly Ninjas Blog: My Loot, Your Tears
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